Turkey, Tights, and Gravy: What Superheroes Feast on at Thanksgiving
Thanksgiving is a time for family, friends, and food—and even superheroes aren’t immune to the allure of a fully loaded holiday table. While they might spend their days saving the world, these heroes have very specific tastes when it comes to Thanksgiving dinner. Let’s take a peek into what ten of the most iconic superheroes, five from DC and five from Marvel, pile onto their plates.
1. Batman - Blackened Turkey Breast
Bruce Wayne doesn’t do anything halfway—even Thanksgiving dinner. Naturally, his plate features a gourmet, blackened turkey breast prepared by Alfred. Why blackened? Because it matches his brooding aesthetic. Plus, Bruce needs the lean protein to keep his crime-fighting physique sharp—Gotham doesn’t take the night off for holidays.
2. Superman - Cornbread Stuffing
Clark Kent grew up on a Kansas farm, so it’s no surprise his choice is a hearty, classic cornbread stuffing. Made with fresh corn and baked in a family recipe passed down by Ma Kent, this dish is the ultimate comfort food for the Man of Steel. Also, it’s a great source of carbs for keeping up with all those super-speed saves.
3. Wonder Woman - Sweet Potato Casserole
As an Amazonian warrior, Diana’s diet usually leans towards wholesome, natural foods. But Thanksgiving is her cheat day, and she’s all about sweet potato casserole—especially the kind with a marshmallow topping. It’s the perfect balance of strength and sweetness, much like Wonder Woman herself.
4. The Flash - Everything on the Table
Barry Allen doesn’t play favorites—he eats everything. With his super-speed metabolism, Thanksgiving is a marathon of eating. Turkey? Yes. Mashed potatoes? Two helpings. Cranberry sauce? Whole and jellied. By the time the rest of the Justice League has finished their appetizers, Barry’s already moved on to dessert.
5. Aquaman - Seafood Stuffing
Arthur Curry brings his oceanic tastes to Thanksgiving with a dish you won’t find at most tables: seafood stuffing. Packed with shrimp, crab, and scallops, it’s a salty, savory nod to his Atlantean roots. Plus, he insists it’s more sustainable than the traditional turkey options.
6. Spider-Man - Aunt May’s Pumpkin Pie
Peter Parker doesn’t care much about turkey or stuffing—he’s all about Aunt May’s pumpkin pie. The dessert reminds him of simpler times before web-slinging and supervillains complicated his life. Every bite is a sweet reminder of home and family, which is what Thanksgiving is all about for Spidey.
7. Iron Man - Whiskey-Glazed Turkey
Tony Stark loves to keep things classy (and boozy), so his turkey is slathered in a whiskey glaze and roasted to perfection. Paired with a side of cranberry compote and a glass of top-shelf bourbon, this dish screams “Stark Thanksgiving.” It’s decadent, it’s indulgent, and it’s just what you’d expect from Iron Man.
8. Captain America - Mashed Potatoes with Gravy
Steve Rogers likes to keep it traditional. His favorite dish? Mashed potatoes with a generous helping of gravy. It’s a simple, comforting food that takes him back to the 1940s—a time when life was a bit less complicated, and the fight for freedom was a shared meal away.
9. Thor - A Whole Turkey Leg
Thor doesn’t believe in subtlety or small portions. At Thanksgiving, the God of Thunder grabs an entire turkey leg—preferably one the size of Mjölnir. Drenched in gravy and eaten with a hearty laugh, it’s a feast fit for Asgard. Just don’t expect him to use utensils.
10. Wolverine - Cranberry Sauce (the Chunky Kind)
Logan may seem like the last guy to care about cranberry sauce, but it’s his go-to. He likes the chunky kind, arguing it’s “got more character” than the smooth version. Plus, the tartness pairs well with his gruff demeanor. Don’t bother asking for a bite—Wolverine doesn’t share.
Thanksgiving may be a time for relaxation, but these superheroes approach the holiday table with the same passion they bring to saving the world. From sweet potato casseroles to whiskey-glazed turkey, their food choices reveal just as much about their personalities as their capes and costumes. So next time you sit down for a holiday feast, channel your inner superhero and load up your plate with something worthy of your unique powers.
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